We bought a Eufy vaccum cleaner and the question is how and why should it be connected to the Internet?

Now let’s try the new technology while the minority leader and Altman are on my mind. I have a masters degree in computer science and the Eufy App doesn’t even manage to remember the password, so this is a question for the fucking-stupid : how many times do you think I have to enter a new password? Each time I open the App?

The Google password manger obviously keeps fucking up here. How is it designed? To make it difficult for the user and easy for the hacker?

Now the robo vacc can be controlled by the Eufy App. What a great feeling of being in control, it really compensates for my lack of dick size.

Now the Alexa App cannot connect the vaccum cleaner because the skill is not available due to geographic restrictions. Well the Smartphone is asking a dozen times if they are allowed to access my current location and they still don’t know it, maybe they should ask the Chinese or the Russians.

The vacc is running around on the carpets, at least I can sit on the couch and pretend I am doing the chores.

eufy : “BoostIQ™Technology”. Now I know why it connects to the Internet. 🤣😂🤣😂

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