A seven thousand dollar invoice about nothing.
Dear Sir or Madam,
I am returning this legal bill with the request to have it paid by the plaintiff.
Reasons :
I acted in good faith. There was no itemized list available about the values in the storage. According to witnesses the content of the storage was indeed worthless. I saved the plaintiff monthly storage fees. The claims of the plaintiff as well as this invoice are immoral and unethical because your invoice exceeds the real and realistic value in dispute.
Therefore I return this invoice to you and will do so for any further invoices.
Respectfully your,
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