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Virtual Weapon Connectivity 20240403.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

August-Wilhelm Scheer.

Why did you call my father “Wotan”?

Christian Klein, SAP is virtually noticeable, why are you connected? Are you proving that SAP is too intercouse-stupid to manage virtual connectivity correctly? Yes, that deserves the “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

Christian Klein, SAP is still virtually noticeable, please disconnect Christian Klein at all!!! intrusion and abuse of virtual connectivity!!!

conflict of interest.

Avril Danica Haines.

Heidi Klum.

Matt Damon.

Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen. She keeps coming up, however the issues are not categorized and channeled correctly. Since her repetitive malperformance the situation is escalating. This is not about feelings getting hurt, this is about failure to comply with international taxation regulations. The failiure is documented over a period of 7 years. The failure in global virtual connectivity is documented over a period of 18 years.

Heidi Isecke, Heidi Klum are most likely being used to perform identify theft in regards to my role as a mother. This is a violation and a form of abuse. Furthermore this identify theft in the role of a mother might prevent problem solving on the virtual connectivity level.

“mother”. This is not a beauty contest!!

con.

test.

trolling.

con-trolling.

96 = 4 * 24.

4 days.

trolling : when your toilet overflows, would you do nothing and call it trolling? No?! Why do you call it that on the internet?

Gertrud, (1964).

Gebühr.

Angela Dorothea Merkel.

Dorothea Adam.

Meine Freunde fragen zu Recht, welches Motiv hatte Heidi Isecke so menschenverachtend mir gegenüber zu handeln? Die gleiche Menschenverachtung die im Krieg benutzt wird um Geld zu verdienen? Schmidt Winterdienste, bauen die auch Kampfroboter oder nicht!? Krieg und Erbsen.

Und Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen is wieder virtuel wahrnehmbar, sind sie unfähig meinen Sachverhalt zu bearbeiten oder warum sind Sie aufgeschalten? Es geht hier um die ungesetzliche Bearbeitung meiner Erbschaft und meiner Steuererklärungen im Rahmen des Doppelbesteuerungsabkommens. Es geht nicht darum, daß Sie über meine Verknüpfung Krieg spielen und Waffenhandel betreiben, oder wie oder was?

Und nun schon wieder Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen ist auf dem virtuellen Kanal, das ist Mißbrauch!!!

Ich möchte nicht daß es Krieg gibt, I hear, ich schreibe mir die Finger wund was genau gemacht werden muß und es interessiert keine Sau!

Alice Sophie Schwarzer.

schwarz, schwärzer, am schwärzesten.

black, blacker, blackest.

war and peas, Krieg and the Clear and Present Foodfight. Some people just don’t get what they are used for or not? Say, yes mommy. Which mommy is that?

Avril Danica Haines. Hi girl, how are you? Ready to kill people by drone?

“internal revenue” – revenue made by the abuse of internal nonwork related processes through virtual connectivity.

non-profit.

non-prop-hit.

The dismantling of GE: I inherited GE stock, the stock is in a stock portfolio under the name “Rosemarie Meyer-Stoll”, executor Dr. Stefan Exner is sitting on it for seven years now , I have no access to the portfolio at Crédit Suisse/USB.  And when GE is malperforming and shitting in my virtual connectivity channel, then a judge in Königstein in Taunus rules nothing is done wrong here, whereas Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen is connecting every day to abuse my time all activity function. This and more deserves the “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

Ariel, the Little Mermaid.

Ariel Sharon, the coma patient.

coma.

comic.

war and peas soldiers.

clear and Present Foodfight.

the food suppliers were killed by mistake, the Clear and Present Foodfight gone wrong.

Who came up with the fight name war and peas? the Waldshut-Tingen Jugendamt/Juden-Amt Volksverblödungsdepartment?

mermade eating corpses: the Ariel food = soldier translator.

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Die Heidi Isecke Story.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

Meine Tochter war 16 und ich sollte auf ein SAP Projekt in Atlanta mit IDS Scheer. Das Schulhalbjahr abschliessen sollte meine Tochter, so flog ich jedes Wochenende zurück nach Deutschland bis die Zeit zum Schulwechsel gekommen war. Da bekomme ich einen Anruf von Frau Heidi Isecke : “Wenn Sie wissen wollen wo ihre Tochter ist, dann rufen Sie die Polizei an!”. Sofort fliege ich von Atlanta nach Deutschland um festzustellen, daß meine Tochter die elterliche Wohnung verlassen hatte und alle ihre Sachen inklusiv einem Schlagzeug im Werte von damals €3. 500,- entwendet wurden. Ich gehe zur Kripo um meine Tochter als gekidnapped zu melden. Nach drei Tagen wusste ich immer noch nicht wo meine Tochter war. Am vierten Tag wird mir meine Tochter vom Jugendamt in Waldshut-Tiengen präsentiert, sie hatte sich im Hause Heidi Isecke aufgehalten und versteckt ohne daß man mir Bescheid gesagt hatte. Der Richter entzieht mir das Sorgerecht nachdem meine Tochter gelogen hatte, eine Notlüge, weil sie mit ihren Kräften am Ende war. Ihr Vater, der in der Rolle als Hausmann versagt hatte, weil er sich um die Todesursache der Prinzessin Diana kümmern wollte, war nicht präsent.

Das SAP Projekt in Atlanta wurde daraufhin eingestellt, wie ich mehrere Jahre später erfuhr.

Den Schaden den Frau Heidi Isecke mir und meiner Familie zugeführt hat wünsche ich nicht meinem ärgsten Feind.

Man muß miteinander reden können Frau Isecke, und nicht hinter dem Rücken seiner Mitmenschen auf Kinderklau gehen!  

Das Schlagzeug wurde im Gemeindezentrum der Öffentlichkeit zugänglich gemacht, gefragt wurde ich auch hier nicht. Wenn das ganze kein Kidnapping war, dann war das Entwenden des Schlagzeugs aus meinem Haushalt wohl auch kein Diebstahl.

Stockholm Syndrom und Konditionierung zur Depression durch die Pflegemutter, die Selbstmord begangen hat, sind hier natürlich auch kein Thema.

Soll es mich da freuen wenn meine Tochter diese Schlampe in ihrem neuen Buch würdigt? Nein, das tut es nicht. Sie hat wohl nichts dazu gelernt.

So far this screen writing idea based on a true story.

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Internal Revenue Service United States of America.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

Dr. Stefan Exner in Dessau received €90.000,- to process the Meyer-Stoll inheritance according to legal requirements.

Ines Zemelman’s tax accountant company, TFX – taxes for expats, was and still is in charge to file the tax return including the Meyer-Stoll inheritance correctly, they too have been paid their professional fee.

A judge in Germany at the court in Königstein Taunus ruled, that Dr. Stefan Exner didn’t do anything wrong as executor of the Meyer-Stoll inheritance.

The letter from the IRS is computer generated. Who is the responsible clerk that sends out such letters? The reply to the first such letter was ignored.

In fact the necessary forms were filed correctly and there is absolutely no tax due. In fact this is not inheritance tax, since inheritance tax was paid already in Germany. This fraudulent demand is a 25% fee on a inheritance filing past the due date. Now here is the contradiction: if they say the form about the inheritance was not filed, how do they know to calculate the 25%. This is for sure a violation of the double taxation law.

The letter from the IRS doesn’t show a responsible clerk.

The behavior of the so called IRS  is more than suspicious.

This is way beyond the “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

It looks to me somebody is fighting back because of the wrongdoings documented here. It looks to me that  this is a cooked up case of foul play to distract from analysis about abuses in virtual weapons connectivities. Keep trying, I am not playing your dirty game.

The fact is, that Germany generated the final inheritance tax numbers in the year 2021 and the US is asking for them in Oktober 2018. If this isn’t fucking-stupid, then I don’t know what is.

taxes for expats, (1).

TFX, (2).

FTX, (3).

Sam Bankman-Fried, (4).

FTX Trading Ltd., commonly known as FTX (short for “Futures Exchange”), (5).

FTXP is a transaction code in SAP, (6).

Frequency, (2000).

When you send a message fast enough through an array of satellites in the opposite direction than earth rotation you can transmit results from the present in the past. Or results from the future to the present.

That would also be a method to illegally control the stock markets.

Bleak House
1852–1853 novel by Charles Dickens.

The killers of Princess Diana are playing this?

bleak like Rosemarie Meyer-Stoll. Dr. Stefan Exner keeps her name alive on my Crédit Suisse/USB stock portfolio.

USB the bank where I invented the algorithm for profit optimized bank refinancing. Morgan Stanley said the algorithm would make Wallstreet go away.

–           Your letter from March 25th 2024, see attached and returned.

Dear Sir or Madam,
I received a similar such letter on February 27th 2024 to which I replied by certified mail February 28th.
I consider your letter as a case of fraud, malpractice and foul play. The reasons as follows:
The inheritance, that is subject to your fine was completely in Germany, all taxes in regards to this inheritance were paid in Germany, this means in particular, that 30% inheritance tax was paid in Germany according to German law. This fact was documented and filed with US authorities through the tax accounting firm, Taxes for Expats owned by Ines Zemelman in New York, they have been doing my taxes since 2015. Your due date of October 2018 to file the related forms for this inheritance from Germany in the US could not be fulfilled because the United States has no jurisdiction for any such due date towards tax authorities in Germany. In fact, the value of the inheritance in Germany was only established until the year 2021. This is also documented in the US.
Dr. Stefan Exner in Dessau Germany as well as Taxes for Expats in New York, both professional fees have been paid, failed to support me in filing extensions in the US. 
The fee in this letter violates the double taxation agreement between the United States and Germany and therefore has to be considered as fraudulent.
Also, the fact that this letter is computer generated without a responsible clerk is indication of a fraud or foul play scheme.
My letter from February 28th was not answered.
The IRS letter dated February 26th 2024 was sent from Cincinnati OH, this letter is sent from Philadelphia. I request the name of the responsible clerk and supervisor for this action.
Until the IRS in the United States revokes this fraudulent double taxation between the United States and Germany, I will consider any further letters as fraud and document this case as intentional wrongdoing.
Please reply to this certified letter until end of May 2024 with the following information:
a)       The name and employee number of the responsible clerk and his or her supervisor.
b)      Should this be a computer glitch, I offer my professionals services as a master in computer science at a rate of $300/hr.
Unless you reply in a qualified way, I will consider any further such letter as fraud.

The reply of taxes for expats :

Thanks, Eva.
My suggestion is the same as we’ve discussed.  Retention of a lawyer.

Question did or didn’t Ines Zemelman ‘s company their do their work correctly? They confirmed everything was done correctly.

the fraudulent demand and the unprofessional conduct was reported to law enforcement in the United States of America.

January 2025 a letter from my US lawyer :

quote : Upon careful examination, it is evident that a critical factor—the absence of a tax treaty between the United States and Germany—was not considered in the original reporting. Our expertise in international taxation, estate issues, and IRS dispute resolution allows us to effectively identify and address these oversights. Based on our experience, we are confident that we can substantially reduce your total liability.
We believe the case presents a substantial opportunity to challenge the current assessment and resolve this matter favorably. Our strategy will leverage our deep understanding of IRS regulations, international tax principles, and any additional mitigating circumstances relevant to your situation. end quote.

This is unbelievable!

Now I have to sue the US government because they don’t have their shit together? What happened to the old existing double taxation law? Did it get lost in the international artificial intelligence pissing contest?

This deserves today’s “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate “.

This lawyer did an excellent job to show, that the IRS doesn’t know how to do their job!

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Virtual Weapon Connectivity 20240401.

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Havana Syndrome.

scrambled eggs.

egg heads.

frying the computer chip in your car.

frying the computer chip in your jaw.

18782381.

Scott Pelley.

CBS.

Paramount.

AHI.

IC.

quote.

The United States Intelligence Community (IC) is a group of 17 federal agencies that collect intelligence. The IC’s mission is to gather, analyze, and share intelligence information with the president, policy-makers, law enforcement, and the military. The IC includes the following agencies.

The U.S. Intelligence Community is composed of the following 18 organizations:

Two independent agencies—the Office of the Director of National Intelligence (ODNI) and the Central Intelligence Agency (CIA);
Nine Department of Defense elements—the Defense Intelligence Agency (DIA), the National Security Agency (NSA), the National Geospatial- Intelligence Agency (NGA), the National Reconnaissance Office (NRO), and intelligence elements of the five DoD services; the Army, Navy, Marine Corps, Air Force, and Space Force.
Seven elements of other departments and agencies—the Department of Energy’s Office of Intelligence and Counter-Intelligence; the Department of Homeland Security’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis and U.S. Coast Guard Intelligence; the Department of Justice’s Federal Bureau of Investigation and the Drug Enforcement Administration’s Office of National Security Intelligence; the Department of State’s Bureau of Intelligence and Research; and the Department of the Treasury’s Office of Intelligence and Analysis




Air Force Intelligence
Army Intelligence
Central Intelligence Agency
Coast Guard Intelligence
Defense Intelligence Agency
Department of Energy
Department of Homeland Security
Department of State
Department of the Treasury
Drug Enforcement Administration
Federal Bureau of Investigation
Marine Corps Intelligence
National Geospatial-Intelligence Agency
National Reconnaissance Office
National Security Agency
Navy Intelligence
Space Force Intelligence

end quote.

How many 17 or 18?

Ahi tuna. Clear and Present Foodfight.

Greta Tintin Eleonora Ernman Thunberg.

tuna, (1).

tunb, (2).

thanks for all the fish.

a sea mamal with an echolocation skill would capture a signal going back in time 3 days 3 times. It could be intercepted.

the satellites are like the fly in the train, if the fly in the train can communicate going forward the satellites can communicate going backward.

The high C singer in the chorus in Miserer is a kill command, the Havana Syndrome is the same, it is a sound or signal to destroy the old versions of the Neuralink technology in a human body. Therefore it is proof that it exists. Cicadas make this sound? Wasp didn’t kill it. WASP didn’t kill it.

zodiac.

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Virtual Weapon Connectivity 20240331.

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Kaity Maldonado, self-defense.

nonsense.

no sense.

no cents.

keep the change.

Angela Dorothea Merkel.

The Parent Trap, (1961), Verbena.

Biden gets mixed up between Merkel and Kohl, I am not surprised, Merkel managed being a chancellor with Kohl’s profile, supposedly in the virtual system she was a male, now she wants to be labeled as a feminist? What kind of woman is a feminist that needs to pretend to be a man for powerplay reasons ? Glad that I know powerful women who don’t need to sell out their womanhood for powerplay!!!

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Customer Service Amazon.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

Jumping between Europe and the United States, I have one Amazon account that connects either through the country of Germany or through the country of The United States of America.

Two subscription are deducted from my bank account in Germany. The subscription is not visible looking at my account from the US.

There is no Email available to resolve this issue and cancel the subscription.

There is no online function available since the subscription don’t show in the US.

How do I resolve this issue? I have to fly to Germany?

When changing the account to Germany the two subscription appear, however they cannot be canceled, the online service gives you a runaround. This is illegal!

The clock is ticking for this application for the

“Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

Well after many stupid online options, I was able to cancel the Amazon Prime subscription.

Now how do I cancel the Amazon Music subscription?

It is not possible, the Website for cancelation goes to an unavailability or undefined link.

You have 24 hours…

The 24 hours have passed and the music subscription on the Amazon Website for Germany could not be canceled, furthermore customer service cannot be reach with the available link. This deserves today’s “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

In Mai 2024 back again in Germany, it is not possible to cancel the Music subscription.

However I removed all credit and bank cards.

Finally this problem is solved.

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Virtual Weapon Connectivity 20240330.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

TMI. I got it. Shaming is going on. It’s a process. Great, it proofs that the virtual world knows about shamable events and that they are willing to use it against you, if you are not playing their game. It’s a violation of privacy too.

Zu viel Information . Ich habe es verstanden. Es wird beschämt. Es ist ein Prozess. Großartig, es beweist, dass die virtuelle Welt über beschämende Ereignisse Bescheid weiß und dass sie bereit ist, dies gegen Sie einzusetzen, wenn Sie ihr Spiel nicht mitspielen.

embarrassing.

peinlich.

distressing.

a distress signal.

beunruhigend.

ein Notsignal.

make someone eat crow. very funny. What part of Clear and Present Foodfight is that?

jemanden dazu bringen klein beizugeben.

Tusk : war in Europe? That looks unavoidable to me, it’s a long list of failures to negotiate. Why are you surprised?

European Union–Ukraine Association Agreement: it was a violation of the role of Ukraine to be neutral between East and West.

Mykola Janowytsch Asarow.

aso-war, (1).

osa-war, (2).

soa-war, (3).

sao-war, (4).

aos-war, (5).

oas-war, (6).

the Laos War.

quote. The Laotian Civil War was a civil war in Laos that lasted from 1959 to 1975. The war was a proxy war between the Communist Pathet Lao and the Royal Lao Government, with support from the United States and the Soviet Union. The war was also a part of the Cold War rivalry between the United States and the Soviet Union. end quote.

Kim Jong Un, Wonsan. the one who won.

Ukraine, a Trojan horse.

When you drink and smoke for 10 years you shouldn’t be surprised when you get sick, so why are politicians surprised about facing a war when they don’t talk to each other?

Necessary opposites:

North Pole, South Pole: keeps the electromagnetic field of Earth and protects the atmosphere.

male, female: cloning the same DNA over and over destroys the message. So the potential between a male and a female body keeps it healthy. DNA changes in a electromagnetic field. The Internet as a global electromagnetic field in competition with the nature electromagnetic field of the planet Earth.

capitalism, communism: competition to produce socioeconomic progress. How can this be accomplished without war? Sports? Success measures.

quote According to the World Health Organization (WHO), around 1.35 million people die from road traffic accidents each year, or almost 3,700 people per day. This includes deaths from crashes involving cars, buses, motorcycles, bicycles, trucks, or pedestrians. end quote.

humans don’t have a nature selection process anymore, because they have no natural predator (cannibalism excluded) anymore (the majority living in the civilized world and not in the wilderness) . But there is a technical selection process through death occurring by technology.  This makes technology a predator.

New movie rating : movies without using the F-word are rated 0F, one F-word are rated 1F, 2 times the F-word is used 2F and so on….

I will use the clicker to count the swim laps to establish the F count.

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Virtual Weapon Connectivity 20240328.

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disconnected.

seperated.

divided.

classified.

race.

religion.

politics.

wealth.

divide and conquer.

quote. The phrase “divide and conquer” is attributed to Julius Caesar, who used it to conquer Gaul. The Latin phrase for this approach is Divide et impera, which means “divide and rule”. The idea is to divide the enemy so they are easier to conquer. end quote.

concur to conquer or conquer to concur.

zustimmen um zu siegen oder erobern um zuzustimmen.

concur, (1).

conquer, (2).

Gaul.

horse.

Charles André Joseph Marie de Gaulle, (1890- 1970).

Gallier.

Hosenträger.

Suspenders.

what do we suspend?

Morse Code any???

the universal consciousness.

“award” = “a-war-d”.

d raw a.

a ward, (7).

die Auszeichnung, (8).

eine Mündel, (9).

the award, (10).

From now on there will only be

“Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificates”.

that’s what I call constant improvement.

Mündel, Aufseher.

ward, warden.

“Justice for Brittany Spears!”

Adderall.

adder all, that explains it!

Addierer.

Kreuzotter Schlange.

adder snake.

Sanchez snake lips.

add all.

addiere Alle.

How much is that?

It is clear, that Brittany Spears, any British’s spear, was executing the “all function” when under Adderall.

Her fate is similar of what I experienced, when through my brother and through the executor, Exner, my right were taken away. There are criminals out there and we are going to get you!

conservatorship: oversight is the right step, however all of the legal professions have a conflict of interest because all of the individuals involved earn from the conservatorship. I have the same experience with executor of a will in German, there is obvious violation of the German BGB law, Exner collected €90k in professional fees and doesn’t do his work correctly, German state collect 800k inheritance tax and tells me it is my work to make sure the Exner is doing his work correctly. This is outrageous. In this situation my German passport was pulled now the IRS in the US does foul play by asking for another 800k and by threatening with pulling the US passport.

the abuseres of the all function are obviously at wit’s end. we are going to get you prettahh!!!

Sebastian Wayne Drake Rogers from Hendersonville.

backstepper, (3).

backstabber, (4).

mapping, (5).

napping, (6).

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