Category: Satire

“The Virtual Connectivity Crimes of Angela Merkel”

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) Angela Merkel is abusing virtual connectivity on a daily basis.

(2) The abuse of think tank technologies through Angela Merkel is known by other think tank participants.

(3) Since authorities in Germany are willfully abusing think tank technologies this will be made public.

(4) The “IM Erika” identity and DDR “Zersetzung” technologies might be a reason and a source of this constant abuse.

(5) There is also a missmanagement of “universe” functions and definitions noticabel, that are a possible cause of Angels Merkel’s think tank technologies abuses.

(6) There is also “time channel missmanagement” noticeabel which might explain Angela Merkel’s think tank technologies abuses.

(7) There is also unethical and immoral abuse of the legal system in Germany noticeabel that might explain think tank technologies abuses of Angela Merkel. Legal work in Germany is not done properly and violates citizen rights even under German law!

(8) The constant virtual connectivity abuses and the crimes of Dr. Stefan E. are also an indication of Angela Merkel’s think tank technologies abuses. Dr. Stefan E. is violating the German law § 2215 and § 2218 in the German BGB.

(9) “Notbert Otto Pich” is becoming noticabel now, this is an indication that abuse of genetics is a factor in the abuses of think tank technologies through Angela Merkel, since Norbert Otto Pich is my biological brother.

(10) “Joachim Wilhem Gauck” is virtually noticabel now.

(11) “interrupt” – I hear you, you assholes!

“Tobias Hans” – how are you? I like your letter to each household in Saarland very much, however I don’t believe the Wuhan Virus is a naturally mutated virus. I believe it was manufactured in a lab and lab workers did confirm that observation.

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

“Denkfabriken”

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) DANAZOL

(2) When you look into the future without using the perspective of a movie you might make too many errors in trying to disguise the number that is a year.

(3) When you use decimals with a base being 10 and an exponet being minus 37, then the point of view shift from atoms being planets. Then you would create errors in the univers and then I would tell you that your point of view of the univers is fucking-stupid.

(4) think fabric, I rather be naked.

(5) “unverantwortlich” – I hear you!

“Angela Merkel” – how are you? naked?

“Norbert Otto P. ” – Why are you connected? You still don’t know what’s going on?

“Angela Merkel” is virtually noticeable.

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

No Date

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(i)

§ 2017
Fristbeginn bei Nachlasspflegschaft
Wird vor der Annahme der Erbschaft zur Verwaltung des Nachlasses ein Nachlasspfleger bestellt, so beginnen die in § 2014 und in § 2015 Abs. 1 bestimmten Fristen mit der Bestellung

(ii)

§ 2018 Der Erbe kann von jedem, der auf Grund eines ihm in Wirklichkeit nicht zustehenden Erbrechts etwas aus der Erbschaft erlangt hat (Erbschaftsbesitzer), die Herausgabe des Erlangten verlangen.

(iii)

§ 2019 BGB
Unmittelbare Ersetzung
(1) Als aus der Erbschaft erlangt gilt auch, was der Erbschaftsbesitzer durch Rechtsgeschäft mit Mitteln der Erbschaft erwirbt.
(2) Die Zugehörigkeit einer in solcher Weise erworbenen Forderung zur Erbschaft hat der Schuldner erst dann gegen sich gelten zu lassen, wenn er von der Zugehörigkeit Kenntnis erlangt; die Vorschriften der §§ 406 bis 408 finden entsprechende Anwendung.

(iv)

§ 2014 BGB

Der Erbe ist berechtigt, die Berichtigung einer Nachlassverbindlichkeit bis zum Ablauf der ersten drei Monate nach der Annahme der Erbschaft, jedoch nicht über die Errichtung des Inventars hinaus, zu verweigern.

(v)

§ 2015 Einrede des Aufgebotsverfahrens BGB
(1) Hat der Erbe den Antrag auf Einleitung des Aufgebotsverfahrens der Nachlassgläubiger innerhalb eines Jahres nach der Annahme der Erbschaft gestellt und ist der Antrag zugelassen, so ist der Erbe berechtigt, die Berichtigung einer Nachlassverbindlichkeit bis zur Beendigung des Aufgebotsverfahrens zu verweigern.
(2) (weggefallen)
(3) Wird der Ausschließungsbeschluss erlassen oder der Antrag auf Erlass des Ausschließungsbeschlusses zurückgewiesen, so ist das Aufgebotsverfahren erst dann als beendet anzusehen, wenn der Beschluss rechtskräftig ist.

(vi)

§ 2020 Nutzungen und Früchte BGB
Der Erbschaftsbesitzer hat dem Erben die gezogenen Nutzungen herauszugeben; die Verpflichtung zur Herausgabe erstreckt sich auch auf Früchte, an denen er das Eigentum erworben hat.

(vii)

§ 2021 Herausgabepflicht nach Bereicherungsgrundsätzen BGB
Soweit der Erbschaftsbesitzer zur Herausgabe außerstande ist, bestimmt sich seine Verpflichtung nach den Vorschriften über die Herausgabe einer ungerechtfertigten Bereicherung.

“Macht keinen Sinn” – I hear you! I hear my own thoughts? Why would that make sense? “I tell you what you think” – scenario. Interrogation, invasiv procedures. “What do you think?” – procedures, polygraph, Polly, Polypen, Polizei.

Bürgerliches Gesetzbuch (BGB) Germany

“zeitlos” – I hear you!

ageless
timeless
agelessly
timelessly
dateless

lot

fortune

batch

the lottery ticket

der Lotterieschein

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

Mountain

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) Spielberg

(2) Sonnenberg

(3) Everest

(4) Killimanjaro

(5) “unglaubwürdig” – I hear you.

(6) Schlossberg

(7) Wronberg

(8) K2

(9) Matterhorn

(10) all of the the above – I hear you!

(11) Schneekoppe

(12) Cy-berg-eddon (2012) , ZDF 2015

(13) Bilderberg

(14) Bloomberg

“B. Morsch” – how are you?

“Jill Tracy Biden” – how are you?

“Melania Trump” – how are you?

“Norbert Otto Pich” – how are you? (a) mentally disturbed? (b) programmed? (c) your mental programming is disturbed?

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

Decomposition

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) German composition

(2) DE for Germany

(3) decomposition
(4) disintegration
(5) decay
(6) degradation
(7) disruptiveness
(8) dissociation
(9) corrosion
(10) fuming-off
(11) corruption
(12) disruption

(13) disinvests
(14) disruptive
(15) disuniters
(16) industries
(17) intrusives
(18) punditries
(19)putridness
(20) stupidness
(21) sturdiness

(22) chick peas

“Kim Jong-un” – how are you? How about “Chick Corea” and OSS 117: Cairo, Nest of Spies (2006) ?

“Alexander Boris de Pfeffel Johnson” – how are you?

“Rainer Egon Nase” – How are you? Why are you connecting? You act like a paranoid enemy in real life, so why are you connecting virtually?

“Dr. Stefan E.” – how are you? You are violating § 2215 and 2218 BGB. That causes irreparable damages in global dynamics.

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

“Where Does Anger Go?”

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) in my middle finger.

(2) Anger Management (2003)

(3) Mr. Leibig lost his middle finger, it was bitten off by a horse. The finger was esposed while he was feeding the horse.

(4) to cut off fingers because of the rings

(5) Der Struwwelpeter, Conrad, die Geschicht vom Daumenlutscher

(6) the tailor is cutting off fingers

(7) accident network, horse riding accidents

(8) horse accidents

(9) V.E. fell from a horse and was injured, she collapses spontaneously due to a permanent injury.

(10) I.V. fell from a horse and was in a coma for several days

(11) Christopher Reeves: His hands became tangled in the reins, and the bridle and bit were pulled off the horse.

(12) the bit

(13) das Gebiss

(14) das Mundstück

(15) Foreign Correspondent (1940)

(16) Bill Kent was riding in Europe on a horse.

(17) Since we, all of mankind, didn’t prevent the Wuhan Virus pandemic, we will not be able to prevent the next foreign correspondent war either.

(18) Leibig’s bitten off middle finger was digested by a horse or it fell on the ground, the phalanx could no longer be sewn on.

(19) Stinnes

(20) I. H., née Marshall, father was a tailor.

(21) As a master in computer science I never knew until today that a horse has a bit.

(22) Anger becomes compassion.

(23) Not all anger can become compassion, since it would only produce martyrs, some anger will lead to self preservation.

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021

The Wuhan Virus – The Excuse for Martial Law.

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) Martial

(2) Marschall

(3) Schall

(4) Marshal

(5) वुहान व्हायरस – मार्शल लॉ साठी सबब

(6) MAR

(7) Echo

(8) Ingrid

(9) news from the fucking-stupid: “AstraZeneca” , is the Wuhan Virus radio managed by the Astra satellites?

(10) for the fucking-stupid: “AstraZeneca” only for individuals younger than 65? Right, why would a retiree need to be made programmable through the vaccine?

“control-freak” – I hear you!

That’s just what Computer Detectives was waiting for.
Write to computerdetectives2020@gmail.com.
We observe errors in Think Tank Technologies.
©Computer Detectives 2021