Category: Satire

Virtual Wargames Connectivity 20250102.

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Judge Stephen Yekel.

The Judge, 2014.

Noah Jacob Shahnavaz. 2am? add a laser guided spot light to all police cars, he didn’t see it coming.

Nancy Faeser.

George John Tenet.

Nothing But the Truth, 2008.

the field trip in the yellow schoolbus.

The Magic Schoolbus, 1994.

The Eavesdropper, 2016.

surveillance loop.

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Boifun Customer Service.

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Wireless Battery Camera ZS-GX1S.

this outside device has a solar panel to charge automatically. However after two years of use this device runs out of electrical charge.

Customer service tells the customer to change the batteries. Even with new batteries the camera stops working. After demounting the device from a high post outside, and charging per power outlet, it is very clear that the solar panel doesn’t work. This has nothing to do with the batteries.

Replacement solar panels don’t work either.

Why does customer service not know about quality issues with their solar panels?

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MK-Ultra Fuck-up-ology.

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Passengers of a car.

Passengers of an airplane.

Passengers of spacecraft.

passenger.

Passagier.

gier.

greed.

the MK-Ultra fuckupolopgy programed husband easily noticable by his avoidance behavior.

the MK-Ultra fuckupolopgy programed family easily noticable by their avoidance behavior.

isolation torture.

Isolationsfolter.

Seven, 1995, gluttony, greed, sloth…

1. Superbia
Hochmut (Stolz, Eitelkeit, Übermut)
2. Avaritia
Geiz (Habgier, Habsucht)
3. Luxuria
Wollust (Ausschweifung, Genusssucht, Begehren, Unkeuschheit)
4. Ira
Zorn (Jähzorn, Wut, Rachsucht)
5. Gula
Völlerei (Gefräßigkeit, Maßlosigkeit, Unmäßigkeit, Selbstsucht)
6. Invidia
Neid (Eifersucht, Missgunst)
7. Acedia
Faulheit (Feigheit, Ignoranz, Überdruss, Trägheit des Herzens)

1. Superbia
Arrogance (pride, vanity, arrogance)
2. Avaritia
Avarice (greed, avarice)
3. Luxuria
Lust (debauchery, hedonism, desire, unchastity)
4. Ira
Wrath (hot temper, anger, vengeance)
5. Gula
Gluttony (gluttony, excess, intemperance, selfishness)
6. Invidia
Envy (jealousy, resentment)
7. Acedia
Laziness (cowardice, ignorance, weariness, laziness of heart)

Ind-ira Priyadarshini Gandhi.

Γαστριμαργία (gastrimargia) gluttony
Πορνεία (porneia) prostitution, fornication
Φιλαργυρία (philargyria) greed
Λύπη (lypē) sadness, rendered in the Philokalia as envy, sadness at another’s good fortune
Ὀργή (orgē) wrath
Ἀκηδία (akēdia) acedia, rendered in the Philokalia as dejection
Κενοδοξία (kenodoxia) boasting
Ὑπερηφανία (hyperēphania) pride, sometimes rendered as self-overestimation, arrogance, or grandiosity

A distinction is made between ira, being a brevis insania, and iracundia, which is a constant inclination toward ira.

Brill was founded in 1683 in Leiden, Netherlands. very funahhh.

41-year-old Heather Ann Bodden.

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Virtual Wargames Connectivity 20241229.

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LinkedIn.

LNKD.

Jeff Weiner.

Sie wurden diese Woche in 2 Suchen gefunden. Sie haben 1 neue Einladung. Messages from LinkedIn after my account there was deleted. Reason for deleting my account was the abuse of LinkedIn as a platform for political discussions. This deserves today’s “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

NKD.

Niedrig Kalkuliert Discount.

Low Calculated Discount.

Laura Torelli.

It was quite, too quiet for two days, when the details of a control issue that creates a pattern are found, this process becomes quiet until a new control issue creates a new pattern.

Miro Wiener & Kramer Attorneys & law firms.

Weiner <> Wiener.

patent <> pattern.

pattern 6078905.

The effect of rs6078905 polymorphism on the blood pressure response of whites and blacks treated with hydrochlorothiazide in the PEAR (Pharmacogenomic Evaluation of Antihypertensive Responses) study.

Flanschadapter.

flange adapter.

Wilo – 6078905 – Mechanisches Zubehör Flanschadapter DN200/150 – der angegebene Preis ist der Preis pro Stück – EAN: 4048482637860.

1.3333333333333333

Robert Habeck.

Breitbänder, BW 116, P240, 630 X 1525, UBN-Verbindung
11600 Artikelnummer: 6078905

HYDAC – ZW-RV10-01-P 0,4-V
Hersteller: HYDAC Produkt Ventil Artikelnummer 6078905

A month ago, I take a photo of a bank account card of a friend to make a transfer into that account as a Christmas gift. Now that I want to use this data for the transfer, the photo of the bank card cannot be found anywhere on the device. This deserves another “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

Ursula Gertrud von der Leyen.

“so können Sie nicht weiter machen” – identify sender.

Warum nicht? Wieviel Gehalt biete Sie denn für meine Analysetätigkeit von kaputten Denkfabriken Verknüpfungen?

Why not? How much salary do you offer for my work analyzing broken think tank connections?

Wenn Sie nicht Teil der Lösung sind, dann sind Sie Teil des Problems.

If you are not part of the solution, you are part of the problem.

your reply appears to be over-motivated, therefore the inherent manipulation become noticeable. You replied to something my cousin said on the phone and not to what I said. You couldn’t have known what she said on the phone. I would say somebody has to fix their fuckung-stupid program.

Ihre Antwort scheint übermotiviert zu sein, daher wird die inhärente Manipulation deutlich. Sie haben auf etwas geantwortet, was meine Cousine am Telefon gesagt hat, und nicht auf das, was ich gesagt habe. Sie konnten nicht wissen, was sie am Telefon gesagt hat. Ich würde sagen, jemand muss sein verdammt dummes Programm reparieren.

This deserves yet another “Computer Detectives Intercouse-Stupid Certificate”.

Sarah Sallas is virtually noticeable. Please disconnect Sarah Sallas at all. Please keep Sarah Sallas disconnected at all. Thanks.

Jeju Air plane at Muan International Airport.

Jesus.

“Island of Three Lacks and Three Abundances”.

lack of thieves, beggars, and gates. The principles of honesty, self-reliance, and strength.

rocks (seokda), wind (pungda), and hardy women (yeoda)

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Frank-Walter Steinmeier.

‘silence sound of arms’. Is this a kill command?

Jemanden zum schweigen bringen.

silence but deadly.

Lethal Weapon, 1987.

Are you testing Luke 23:34 “Then Jesus said, ‘Father, forgive them; for they do not know what they’re doing…'”

emaillierte badewanne.

enameled bathtub.

emaille der  badewanne.

enamel of the bathtub.

Email from the bathtub.

die Email von der Badewanne.

the enamel from the bathtub.

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Virtual Wargames Connectivity 20241225.

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Albany.

ALB, automatisiertes Liegenschaftsbuch, ist der beschreibende Teil des Liegenschaftskatasters. Das ALB ist die digitale Form des Liegenschaftsbuches.

Albumin.

alba (tunica).

Albe.

white.

Albtraum.

nightmare.

incubus.

to brag.

prahlen.

David Bragg.

all aspects.

all aspects of manufacturing, product costing and accounting relevant areas.

he brags.

aspic.

Sülze.

brawn.

Preßkopf.

Saumagen.

Helmut Kohl.

brown.

Fort Bragg.

Out of Sight, 1998, Buddy Bragg.

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