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Psychological Warfare

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) MK-Ultra is psychological warfare

(2) Ultra-light – very light, sehr leicht, einfach

(3) Ultra-light – das Ultra Licht.

(4) “dumm” – I hear, sehr leicht, einfach.

(5) John Denver

(6) Ice Strom in Colorado

(7) Seraphim Falls (2006) – the strategy after a war

(8) frozen peas

(9) a duel – a strategy to prevent a war, why was the pandemic war (The Wuhan Virus) not prevented by a duel? Viruses don’t duel? The virus and the antibody. Fantastic Voyage (1966)

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Das Finanzamt Bad Homburg von der Höhe

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Die erfolgreiche Verblödungstaktik in Deutschland und die Welt lacht mit!

Ich habe das Recht Straftäter beim Namen zu nennen, da kann mich auch der Datenschutz nicht mundtot machen!

Angela Merkel virtuel wahrnehmbar.

Norbert Otto P. virtuel wahrnehmbar. My brother is not authorized at all to talk for me!

Joseph Robinette Biden Jr. – how are you?

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“DDR”

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(1) ddr, ISO 639-3 code for the Dhudhuroa language
(2) DDr., title for a double doctorate in Germany
(3) DDR, station code for Dadar railway station, Mumbai, India
(4) Dance Dance Revolution, a musical video game series produced by Konami
(5) Deutsche Demokratische Republik (German Democratic Republic), official name of the former East Germany, 1949-1990
(6) Developers Diversified Reality and DDR Corp., former names for SITE Centers Corp.
(7) Disarmament, demobilization and reintegration, a component of peace processes
(8) DNA-damage response, for repairing damaged DNA: (a) “HLA-DQA1” – Celiac (b) “BCKDHB”  – Mapel

(9) Double data rate, a data transfer strategy of a computer bus
(10) DDR SDRAM, a computer memory standard that uses double-data-rate transfers

(11) Kornkamp

(12) Emmanuel Fromont

(13) Tai-Chi Shih

(14) Wilfried Thom

(15) visuals

(16) after eight

(17) after ate

(18) ess.de

(19) serving chocolates V-O.

(20) “OE”

(21) Öl

(22) Oel

(23) oil

(24) Huile de machine

(25) King Maha Vajiralongkorn

(26) money buys people, if you can be bought.

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Cloud Management

Posted on by Eva Lewinter

(1) When you don’t know what a cloud is, you can barely manage it, right?

(2) “Was bilden Sie sich ein!?” – I hear

(3) “Wem darf ich die ständigen virtuellen Belastungen und peace of mind violations in Rechnung stellen, denn das ist Arbeit!”

(4) “Dreckschweine” – I hear and I agree.

(5) “Jennifer Morgan” – how are you? Why are you connected? You are polluting my peace of mind! You are not at all authorized to speak for me!

(6) Piers Morgan

(7) Morgan Freeman

(8) Morgan Stanley

(9) morgen

(10) tomorrow

(11) cloudy

(12) Claudia

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The Door Bell

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(1) die Klingel

(2) “Jennifer Morgan” – how are you?

(3) China – how are you?

(4) “Robert Müller” – how are you?

(5) the sky is grey, like the brain cells.

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Allan McDonald

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Courage.

Sometimes, all you can do is to sit back and watch it happen…

I told you so is little comfort.

Survivors guilt neither.

“Robert Swan Mueller III” – how are you?

Mein lieber Schwan!

Cygnus – which nut is that?

So you have a breach. You mean fucking up my acer PC will fix that. Sounds as fucking stupid as pulling my German Passport. Both didn’t fix the problem.

“Jennifer Morgan” – SAP hat ein Problem mit Mehrdeutigkeit und Kontext. Sehen Sie das auch?

DDR 4 memory, very funny. A way chosen by mistake proves to be working. Very very funahhh.

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The Interviews

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(1) It looks like what the British royal Family really need is a psychoanalyst.

(2) Suicidal thought can be produce by creating a discrepancy between “needs” and “wants”. It is psychological warfare.

(3) “Angela Merkel” – Do you have 5 cent?

(4) Are you running your job or is your job running you? If your job is running you, then you should quit. You might be replaced by a robot anytime soon anyways.

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Harry Hirsch

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Können Sie mich hören?

Harry Hirsch fragt: “Wie hat der Wuhan Virus ihr Leben verändert?” Da bekommt er die folgenden Antworten:

(1) Ich habe keins mehr!

(2) Rosemarie, Gertrud, Klaus und Walter sitzen im Himmel auf Wolke 13 beim Kaffeekränzchen und sagen: “Wo kommen all die Leute her und warum haben sie alle in der Chirurgie gearbeitet?”

(3) Ich lebe noch aber ich bin echt fett geworden!

(4) Ich lebe noch aber ich bin zum Alkoholiker geworden!

(5) Ich lebe noch und habe gut daran verdient!

(6) Ich lebe noch und habe meine Arbeit verloren.

(7) Ich lebe noch und habe meinen Arbeit und meine Wohnung verloren.

(8) Ich lebe noch und habe Freunde oder Familienangehörige verloren.

(9) Wuhan Virus? Wer ist das?

(10) The sucidal: great! Where can I get it?

(11) the risktaker: cannot happen to me!

Harry Hirsch fragt: “Wie hat der Wuhan Virus Sie verändert?” Da bekommt er die folgenden Antworten:

(a) Ich bin tot!

(b) Hurah ich lebe noch und es gefällt mir zu Hause am besten!

(c) Endlich habe ich Platz auf der Autobahn, im Laden und im Flugzeug!

(d) Er kann es ja mal versuchen!

(e) Great! Now everybody understands agoraphobia.

(f) Feels like house arrest!

(g) feels like military law!

(h) feels like an excuse to patronize people

(i) the puperty hormones: I don’t care, who is this Wuhan Virus anyways?!

(j) the kidneys : is that the garbage coming through lately? Well I work anyways, which assholes closed the public toilets?!

(k) the lungs: I might look like a sponge, but I am not a sponge at all!

(l) the Nibelungen, which lungs are that?

Können Sie mich verstehen?

“Ursula von der Leyen” – how are you? another senseless connection?

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Beta Test

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(1) Beta brain waves

(2) The induction between brain beta waves and the electrical system of a house

(3) How does it work?

(4) That’s how it works!

(6) MK Ultra

(7) Ultra Light

(8) Ultra laicht? Welcher Kaviar ist das?

(9) Spawn

(10) Betakarotin

(11) Möhrchen und Hasilein

(12) arteria carotis communis

(13) arteria carotis interna

(14) arteria carotis externa

(15) das scharfe S im deutschen Alphabet

(16) der Buchstaben beta

(17) das japanische Wort für löschen.

(18) 削除

(19) Dessau-Roßlau

(20) Dessau-Rosslau

(21) Lindenstraße

(22) Lindenstrasse

(23) Die Rechtschreibreform in Deutschland wollte das scharfe S abschaffen, wer hat dafür gesorgt, dass das scharfe S beibehalten wurde?

(24) ß

(25) ss

(26) sz

(27) Gießen

(28) Giessen

(26) gießen

(27) giessen

(28) Kloßterstraße

(29) Klossterstrasse

(30) Köße

(31) Kloesse

(32) Dumlings

(33) Knödel

(34) better

(35) good, better, best

(36) Heinrich Caro.

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